RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 12/07/04

TLC Double Title Match

The bell barely sounded before the two competitors were at each other's throats. Chris was solo at ringside, while Captain Sammitch had Meeko. For the first few minutes of the match, there were no technical skills in use, only punches and kicks. Chris Oakley got the early upper hand and was able to tie Sammitch up in the ropes. But, before Chris could get to the top of a ladder to claima belt (the Hardcore title, in this case), Meeko freed her man. A chair-shot brought Chris back to the mat.

Now, it was Sammitch's turn to deliver a beating. Without wasting any time, Oakley was victimized by a series of Sammitch Suplexes. Content that his opponent was out for the count, Captain Sammitch set up a ladder and made his way up, hoping to at least re-gain the Hardcore title. But his progress was slow, giving Chris enough time to shake the cobwebs and run to the ropes to deliver a Logan Express to the ladder. Sammitch plummeted to the mat, stunned.

Chris took a moment to consider trying to climb a ladder before deciding to punish his opponent some more.

Monroe: Who's that coming down to the ring?

Madman: Oh, crap! It looks like...

Oakley was setting Sammitch up for a Cape Cod Crunch through a table, when Meeko started distracting the ref. As Oakley shouted for him to pay attention, Joe Mama slid through the ring, chair in hand, and delivered a hard shot to Chris that echoed through the arena. A barely-conscious Chris fell towards the ref, knocking him down and stunning him as well.

Sammitch turned just in time to see Joe Mama lay Chris across a table. He slapped Joe on the shoulder, and started motioning for his Sammitch Slam. Joe shook his head, and pointed at the two belts, still hanging in their respective corners.

Madman: Here we go again! Can't these two agree on anything???

Monroe: I don't like the interference, but Captain Sammitch should be more concerned with the titles than with some revenge on Chris Oakley!

Captain Sammitch shook his head, motioned more emphatically for the Sammitch Slam, and pushed Joe Mama back. Joe, with an annoyed look on his face, glanced out towards the crowd and then clotheslined Sammitch.

Monroe: Oh my God! What's Joe Mama doing???

Madman: He's teaching the Captain a lesson! I think Joe's joined the Bastardo Family!!!

After a series of punches to the downed star, Joe Mama flung Captain Sammitch into the ropes and delivered an Enforcer. As the crowd went crazy with rage, Joe Mama shouldered Captain Sammitch and executed an East Coast Hammer that drove Sammitch onto Chris Oakley and both through the table. Then Joe climbed both ladders to get the belts and showed them off to the crowd, who heartily booed him. He walked over to the competitors, kicked Sammitch out of the ring, and dropped both titles onto Chris Oakley, but not before clearing his throat and spitting phlegm on Chris' face. As Joe Mama made his way to the back, Meeko grabbed him, demanding an explanation. Joe shouldered her off, told her "Your boys dropped the ball, Babes!", then went out back.

Monroe: I don't believe it! Chris Oakley is the Hardcore AND Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion! And it's thanks to Joe Mama!

Madman: Sammitch got what he deserved! And Louie Bastardo may have all the men's titles by the end of the night!!!