No DQ Match

Mystery Man took an early advantage in this match, as his size and strength were too much for the Captain Of Outer Space to take. The big man took his time to inflict the most pain possible on his opponent with his bare hands before sliding out of the ring to grab the steel steps from ringside. As he climbed back into the ring, the Captain made it too his feet and hit the Mystery Man with a drop kick to the chin, causing Mystery Man to fall onto his back and drop the steps onto himself. The Captain Of Outer Space started to kick his stunned opponent all over his body, including a few in some strategically located spots.

Madman: The Captain Of Outer Space just caused havoc to the Mystery Man's mystery-men!

The Captain Of Outer Space dragged the Mystery Man out from under the steps, got him to his feet, slapped in a headlock, and delivered a Sirius Slam (bulldog) on Mystery Man, driving his head into the steps. There'd be no kick-out as the Captain got the pin.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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