Backstage...

Joe Mama is making his way to his car. He's in his street clothes and has his trademark duffel bag with him. As he makes his way to the parking lot, a kid with a microphone appears and runs up to him. He's wearing a blue blazer, a pair of black slacks, and a "King Snarf Rules!" t-shirt.

KSR: Joe Mama, wait! Wait a second! I wanna talk!

JM: (Not looking) Go away, kid. I don't have the patience, and you look like you have a semi-formal to go to.

KSR: Aw, c'mon, Champ! Just a coupl'a questions! I wanna talk to the newest member of Uncl...the Bastardo Family!

JM: (Pauses and turns) What? Newest what? Hey, I remember you! I thought you disappeared after I destroyed Snarf in our Eurotrash match?!?

KSR: No way! I'm the new interviewer for Havoc! So...what was it like, destroying Craptain Sambitch and joining the Bastardo Family?

JM: Who said anything about joining them? I sent Sammitch a clear message about where he stands with me! And now Chris Jokeley has the whole RDCW on his ass! He thinks having two titles is a blessing? Give 'im a week or two - he'll be throwing matches just to get the pressure off! That is, if I don't decide I want those titles first! Now get lost!!!

Joe Mama palms King Snarf Rules' face and shoves him onto his ass, then gets to his car and drives off.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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