Ace: We don’t have any.
Spandex: Wasn’t La Machine financing us through his sportswear line?
Ace: Yes, but he had to pay all those court costs and fines for hiring those illegal immigrants as cheap labour.
Wed: Weren’t you going to get a job Britannica?
Brit: I’m a librarian. What can I say? I provide a free service.
Hybrid: Isn’t Registered Member #552, King of Doesntreallyexistia? Why can’t we dip into some of those funds?
RM552: Because, I’m only the
mumble King…
Spandex: Pardon?
RM552: Because, I’m only the
Acting King. And they won’t give me the royal key to the royal treasury.
Ace: Anyway, Larry our ex-con, parolee gardener is asking for a raise.
Brit: I didn’t know we payed him?
Ace: We don’t.
Wed: Excellent. Give him an extra 5% of what he gets now.
Brit: All in favour?
JLR: AYE!
Brit: Carried unanimously. Anything else, Ace?
Ace: Yeah, the inter-dimensional travel and accidental deletion policy is due this month. But I should be able to pay it, if I dip into the JLR Cake Fund.
JLR: Hybrid: That’s a bit heavy-handed.
Ace: Hey, that’s easy for you to say. You haven’t been deleted from another Message Board.
Wed: I know. But the cake fund, man?
Brit: OK. Looks like we’ll have find money from somewhere.
Spandex: Maybe we should have another recruitment drive?
Wed: No.
Fused: I should be able to rustle up someone new for the team.
Brit: Really?
Spandex: Is he rich?
Fused: Um… not sure?
D0gg: Is he female?
Fused: Don’t think so?
Brit: OK. Well invite them around Fused. I’m sure they will prove to be an invaluable member of the team… Right. Next on the agenda – Recipes!
