Wednesday: Hi, everybody!

Britannica: Hi, Dr. Nick!

JLR:

Wednesday: Well, I guess it's time I introduced you all to my newest power.

Fused: What new power?

Wednesday: The power to instantaneously know the unquestionably best choice in any category.

JLR:

Wednesday: No questions asked .

JLR:

Wednesday: What?

SpandexMonkeyMan: You're lying.

Wednesday: Are you accusing me of lying?

SpandexMonkeyMan: Very much.

Wednesday: Have I ever lied to you guys?

Britannica: Yes.

Wednesday: Recently?

Britannica: Yes.

Wednesday: Within the last hour?

Britannica: Well...

Wednesday: Ha! See? I wouldn't lie to you guys.

Britannica: Actually, just a couple minutes ago you said--

Wednesday: C'mon, guys, let's not focus on the past.

Registered Member #552: You mean like that time you told me YOU HAD THE POWER to turn Buttercup into a real queen if she was kissed by a king.

Wednesday:

Registered Member #552: My tongue still tastes like horse!

JLR:

Wednesday: Well, THIS time I really did just get a new superpower, and it's my duty as a hero to use it for the betterment of humanity.

SpandexMonkeyMan: I still say he's full of it.

Wednesday: Anywho, let's start with the easy stuff... My favorite story is still The Convention Adventure. It balanced just the right amount of insanity and organizedness.

Fused: That's not a word.

Wednesday: Shu' up! Next, my favorite post is going to be this one. Very few posts are actually, well... touching. This one tugs at the heart strings.

SpandexMonkeyMan: Aww, he's just a big softy.

Wednesday: Shu'up! Now, for favorite storyline, my vote--and might I remind you that my vote is THE most important in this unweighted election--goes to everything from the first post to the last post of The JLR presents...D0GG somewhere in the Mid-west

Britannica: You can't pick that.

Wednesday: Why not?

Britannica: Because it's a full story.

Wednesday: Well, it's only five posts long, and it's been incorporated into the CSF story, making it a storyline, yes?

Britannica: I do not approve.

Wednesday: Fine! Everything in that story EXCEPT the last post. So, basically, the first four posts of The JLR presents...D0GG somewhere in the Mid-west is my favorite storyline.

Britannica:

Wednesday:

Ace: Anyway, favorite character?

Stupid Dogg: I already know who he's going to choose.

Hybrid: Who?

Stupid Dogg: His favorite character of all time: SpandexMonkeyMan .

SpandexMonkeyMan:

Wednesday:

Stupid Dogg:

Wednesday: No, but he was a very close twelfth place.

Fused:

SpandexMonkeyMan: Words hurt too, you know .

Fused:

Wednesday: My choice for my favorite character is the same as it was last year. Now, my favorite secondary character--

Hybrid: Wait a second.

Wednesday: What?

Hybrid: Who was your favorite character last year?

Wednesday: You don't remember?

Hybrid: No.

Wednesday: Well, maybe you should try paying attention .

Hybrid: Yeah, maybe you're right. Or maybe you should try to remember that I WASN'T EVEN HERE LAST YEAR .

Wednesday: Excuses, excuses.

Hybrid:

Wednesday: All right, for all the newbies, my choice for favorite main character last year AND this year is Chant.

Chant: YES! I AM THE MAILMASTER OF MAYHEM !

The Time Trust: Speaking of which, what's Chant doing here, anyway?

Ace: Well he is a poster.

The Time Trust: Yeah, but shouldn't we... I dunno... ARREST HIM?

Britannica: We'll get to that. Wednesday, please continue with your long, drawn out post.

Wednesday: Thank you. As I was saying, my choice for my favorite character is Chant, once again. Of course, next year it will probably be Darren.

JLR: Who?

Wednesday: For a while, I couldn't decide who my favorite secondary character would be. It was a tie between Big City's Ambassador and Centurian's mom, both from JLR vs. the CSF.

Centurian: Yay, mom!

Wednesday: And after carefully mulling it over, I choose for my favorite secondary character...

The JLR are all at the edge of their seats.

Wednesday: OPTIMUS PRIME from JLR vs. the CSF!

Centurian: Awwww .

Midnight Spectre 2.0: A true hero.

Wednesday: Now, for the JLR Hall of Fame, I'm not going to choose someone who has already been inducted like some people .

Chant: Who did that?

Wednesday: I am, however, going to vote for Britannica "for saving the JLR from page 2 and excellence in leadership" for induction into the JLR Hall of Fame.

Registered Member #552: That's so touching.

Wednesday: Shu' up! The most improved poster, in my eyes, is Chant.

Chant: Yet another one for THE MAILMASTER OF MAYHEM !!

The Time Trust: At least put tape over his mouth.

Wednesday: Well, that's it.

Cowgirl Jack: No, it's not.

JLR: COWGIRL JACK !!!

Centurian, Fused, and others:

Ace: How did you-- I mean-- You were dead!!

JLR:

Cowgirl Jack: Well, this isn't exactly within continuity, now is it ?

Islington, Angel of Death: She's right, you know.

JLR: AHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!

La Machine: Wednesday hasn't given us his favorite poster yet.

JLR: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...

Wednesday: Ah yes. My favorite poster. Well, that was the toughest of them all. It was a four-way tie, you see. But I finally decided, that my favorite poster is...

To be continued...































































.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Fused: Hells no!

Wednesday: What?

La Machine: We wanna know now!

Wednesday: But--

Midnight Spectre 2.0 [cracking his knuckles]: Right now!

Wednesday: Whoa! Hold on there, Sparky. Okay, okay. My favorite poster is...

Everyone is at the edge of their seats!!

Wednesday: ME !

JLR: What?

Midnight Spectre 2.0 [cracking his knuckles]: Could you repeat that?

Wednesday: Juuuuuust kidding. Geez, I didn't even put it in color.

JLR:

Wednesday: Anywho, my favorite poster is Centurian.

Britannica: What?

Rob Kamphausen: amazing!

Centurian: Neat!

Wednesday: Yes... neat. I've been VERY impressed with what the kid can do. It was the hardest decision I had to make, though. For a long time, Britannica, Centurian, Fused, and Stupid Dogg were all tied. They all bring a lot of talent to the table, and, frankly, this was the hardest decision to make.

Registered Member #552: That's so touching !

Chant: Wait a second, Wednesday.

Wednesday: What?

Chant: Didn't you say you JUST got this power "to instantaneously know the unquestionably best choice in any category"?

Wednesday: Yeah. So?

Chant: But Wednesday, it's Monday.

Britannica [checking his watch]: *GASP!* He's right!

Wednesday: Yeah... well... ummm ... LET'S ALL PUMMEL CHANT!

The Time Trust: Hear, hear!

<various sounds of Chant being pummelled>

To be continued...