Fused: Damn Islington and Chant, I'm battling the most evil and all powerful contributors of villainry ever to oppress humanity.

Centurian 100: Vegi-La??

Fused: No.

Britannica: The Injustice Reality Gang?

Fused: Nope.

Dogg: Agent Smith?

Fused: Noop.

Wednesday: Dark Wednesday?

Fused: Nyap.

Hybrid: Who??

Fused: AOL. . .

JLR:

Fused: Seriously, I'm on a #u%kin' dial up modem right now, so I'm completely handicapped for online time for now. If my internet was a disease, it'd be mental retardation.

SpandexMonkeyMan: If Wednesday's internet was a disease, it'd be syphilis!

Wednesday:

Fused: Yes, yes it's all quite amusing. It's 3 days til Christmas and I haven't bought shit. Need to get this goin'. On to my nominations/votes/picks/favorites.

1.) Favorite Story: I gotta go with CSF. Sue me. I'm biased. From a non-subjective point of view I also chose this story because the CSF was the coolest gathering of hardcore asskickers I've seen in the JLR. Yeah, plot holes like swiss cheese. Eternally convoluted, but one of the coolest for sure.

2.) I too can't choose a single post. Way too many good ones.

3.) Favorite Storyline: has gotta be the collaborative posting effort with the battle against Vegi-La started by Wednesday. There was just so much kinetic energy bouncing off posts that it was the sickest, most high-octane read I have yet to experience with the JLR.

4.) Favorite Main Character: As unfortunate as it is, she's inactive, yet still eligible, sorry fellahs, it's Cowgirl Jack. The chick on the superteam has just always been a real draw.

5.) Favorite Supporting Character: Di Bat Pho. Not so much that she's a chick, more so because whenever, and I mean whenever, she mixed her gender-specific pronouns, I laughed my dick stiff.

6.) Favorite Poster: Dogg. Unconventional. Improvisational. Original. This guys got the goods. In this pool of multi-talents that I share Writers Block space with, this guy never fails to deliver.

7.) Most Improved Poster: Fused. I only nominate myself at risk of faux-paus-ing due to the fact that my first few posts were complete ass. I mean double-wide trailer gluteus maximus maximum ass. From embarassingly awful to currently halfway readable I think I'm glaringly improved due to everyone else having always been fantastic writers.

8.) For the Hall of Fame: I nominate Chant. This guy is our Magneto. The first nemesis and arch villain of the JLR and true archtype to precede all other villains to face the JLR.

I also nominate these pigs in a blanket for best finger-food of the 2004 Starsky_Hutch Awards. Good goin' Hybrid!

Hybrid: Hey thanks, man!