"We just have to tell our children to abstain. That's the only way we will prevent Aids as mothers on the continent."
"And we tell our daughters it's a very simple remedy, it's called abstinence."
Ah, well gee whiz, you think so? Let's invent a new way to change the channel without getting out of our sofas while we're on the subject of innovation, Einstein!
Seriously, you guys. If some ex lady friend called me up and said "I have AIDS," I'd be like "Hey! You get your skanky infestated bitch ass back to the doctor and get you some band-AIDS."
