Okay so I didn't wanna write this before it became official BUT I get to teach junior high English...yeah it's not exactly math or science but it is a teaching job *yeahs* and I'll also head up the after school tutoring program where I at least get to delve into math and physics which is way awesome! And next year I'm promised to take over the high school math teacher position because one of the teachers in that dept are leaving!
I sign the contract this afternoon and can start decorating my room next week!!!!!! I'm so hyped...anyways just had to share!
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
I teach 6th grade at a religious school. I teach Hebrew (mostly the Hebrew prayers), Torah, ethics, and miscellaneous Judaic studies.
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Its the only opening they had Jer and they are paying twice as much as my old, boring job and I'm teaching gifted and talented kids...how hard can it be? Maximum eight kids per class and the classes are only thirty minutes which means I'll have a butt load of lesson plans to do but its all good! Public won't touch me b/c I'm not certified yet!
And I'm getting certified in K-4 generalist and Math 4-8 this spring with a promise of a stripend and an even bigger salary which would be awesome once I pass the cert test.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
And I'm the one and only NHS sponsor *yeahs*!!!!! So I'm in charge of the big induction ceremony in April which will be SOO cool!
I'm also tutoring Cal and PreCal for like two hours three times a week which is cool so I'll keep my math muscles on shape Plus Jer I do have the math excet in February which I have to study up on!
Only problem is I have nine different sets of lesson plans to do everyday but I have about a week and three days before school starts! So much to tear down in the room and put up not to mention getting the research paper req's finished! The teacher before me has some gay looking rainbows everywhere and these are junior high and high school kids, I mean come on...rainbows? yeah, they're so getting ripped off next week when I can get into the room!
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Plus Jer I do have the math excet in February which I have to study up on!
