*Show opens with a photo montage of King Snarf defeating TK-069 for the Big Cheese title last week. We hear Mike Monroe's voice. Monroe: "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Big Cheese Champion, and I regret to inform you that his name is King Snarf!"
Madman Marcum: "Regret? King Snarf is already the best champ we've ever had!"
Fat Retard: "SLOBBERKNOCKER! BUHGAWD! That's how you call a match, Tony!"
Monroe & Marcum: "Tony?!"
Monroe: "Tonight, fans, we have a fifteen man battle royal! The last two men in the ring will face Chris Oakley in a triple threat match at this month's pay perview!"
Marcum: "That's Intercuntental and NEW Hardcore Porn champ Chris Oakley, Monroe! Get it right! The first fall will be for the Hardcore Porn belt, and the second fall will be for the IC belt!"
Monroe: "Also, we hope to hear from the man responsible for that match's outcome, Joe Mama!"
Marcum: "No doubt, he'll be joining the Bastardo Family tonight as they celebrate the new champs at Snarf Appreciation Night!"
Monroe: "Snarf will face Rex tonight in a non title match! He'd better not party too much!"
Marcum: "Rex?! Who's Rex beaten?"
Monroe: "Captain Sammitch, beaten last week, but undeterred, will step into a steel cage to take on Two-Ton Tommy, Nuriko's bodyguard in our main event!"
Marcum: "Sammitch better bring some serious backup for this one!"
