*In the ring, it looks like a massive party is ready to go. There is a red carpet rolled out to the entranceway, buffet tables filled with food, confetti and balloons streaming down, buckets full of chilled champagne, the works.
The Bastardo Family is standing around smiling and congratulating themselves. Nuriko, with her bodyguard, Two-Ton Tommy, Chris Oakley, the IC belt on on shoulder, the Hardcore belt on the other. Louie Bastardo, looking resplendant in a purple tuxedo, brandishes a microphone.
"Did we tell you, or did we tell you, huh?" *He gestures at Chris, holding his belts up. "I told you Chris Oakley was the toughest man in the RDCW, and how he is not only the IC champion, but also the Hardcore Porn champ!"
*Crowd booes heartily. Some people chant PenWing's name. "Call his name all you want, he's on the shelf, he's done. He ain't comin' back."
*Crowd really starts to boo now.
"And later tonight, the lovely Nuriko, prettiest of all RDCW Hotties, will destroy that Kryptonian slut, Ursa!" *Bastardo looks at Nuriko, who smiles and bows a bit, showing off her new kimono. Tommy claps.
"And then, in the main event, the big guy, Two-Ton Tommy, will teach that upstart pipsqueak, Captain Sammitch, a lesson!" *Crowd chants "Sam-mitch! Sam-mitch!" as Tommy gives them the finger.
"But right now. . .it's not about that. Right now, the Bastardo Family is gathered here in celebration of one man. That's right. He is YOUR World Heavyweight Cheese Champion, the Big Cheese, the Pharoah of Funk, and the Soveriegn Ruler of Groove. . .KING SNARF!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Louie points the entrance way as. . .
