*Everclear's "When it All Goes Wrong Again" hits the speakers as King Snarf, belt proudly around his waist, makes his way down to the ring! Confetti and balloons start to fall from the rafters, as the crowd boos loudly. Oblivious, Snarf smiles and waves as the Bastardo family claps loudly. King Snarf enters the ring and takes a mic....*
Hello, ladies and gentlemen! I am proud to stand before you as the NEW BIG CHEESE CHAMPION! *crowd boos* This a very special day for me, and I have some people I'd like to thank. First and foremost, I'd like to thank Louie Bastardo. Now, I have a father, but if I didn't, Louie would certainly be like the father I never had.
Monroe: What? That doesn't make a lick of sense!
Next, I would like to thank my associates, Chris Oakley and Nuriko, who have stood by me. I'd also like to thank Madman Marcum, for calling it like it is!
And finally, I'd like to thank you. The fans. *Crowd grows silent* You see, I won this belt to spite each and every one of you! *Boos* Were it not for the animosity you've shown me, and were it not for the contempt I feel for all of you, I wouldn't be standing here today as your Big Cheese Champion!
But enough of the mushy stuff! Let's party!
*The Bastardo family cracks the champagne as "Celebrate" blares over the speakers. The crowd boos loudly as King Snarf does a really awkward dance to the music....*
