Chris gulps down a mouthful of champagne,then picks up the mic and turns to address the crowd.
I don't know if I can be as eloquent as Snarf or Louie here,but I'm damn sure gonna try!
Crowd starts to chant "Loser!Loser!"
Wanna bet?Now,as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted,I want to thank Louie for giving me the boost I needed to climb up the RDCW ladder...and to congratulate King Snarf on becoming the new RDCW world heavyweight champion!
An avalanche of boos and paper cups starts to descend on the ring.
SHUT THE HELL UP!Where was I?Oh yeah....My victory over Captain Sammitch and Snarf's win over TK-069 on last week's "Havoc" proves beyond a doubt that the Bastardo Family rules RDCW! Points to Nuriko And Nuriko's going to furnish further proof when she becomes the next RDCW women's champion!
More boos,more paper cups.
As for the battle royal,here's hoping that the last two guys left in the ring when it's over have their medical insurance paid in full,because they'll need every penny of it by the time I'm done with 'em...and by the way,JOKE Mama,if you think for one second I'm even thinking about throwing any matches,you're even stupider than most people believe--and most people believe you're the stupidest guy alive!
Chris and the rest of the Bastardo Family laugh;some of the fans at ringside flip them the bird,and Two-Ton Tommy flips it right back,yelling "Bitch!" to a girl wearing a Stareena T-shirt.
And after I successfully retain BOTH my titles at the RDCW December pay-per-view,I'm going to give Cabin Boy Sammitch a lesson in ass-kicking he'll never...
Joe Mama's entrance music abruptly cuts Chris off in mid-sentence;a minute or so later JM himself shows up and slowly makes his way down the aisle.The rest of the Bastardo Family watches cautiously as JM climbs into the ring and confronts Chris face-to-face.Chris gives Joe an "I'm gonna kill this bastard" glare.
Who the hell do you think you are,Jerk Mama?
