December 14, 2004
I LOVE MOVIES!
(Get Closer to the Kranks)
Just once I’d like to see a "fish out of water" story – like the last Hilary Duff movie – where the fish out of water dies. Because that is what actually happens to a fish out of water.
CLOSER – Just because Julia Roberts recently gave birth to twins, and Natalie Portman is young enough to be my younger sister, don’t think I’m not gonna go to this movie in my trench coat and do what I gotta do.
NATIONAL TREASURE - If you like comedy, romance and kick-ass action…you should see something else.
CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS - I didn’t think this movie would be my cup of tea, but as it turns out, it’s a cup of shit.
ALEXANDER – So long and boring, by the time Rosario Dawson got naked, I was asleep.*
VERA DRAKE – If you love abortions, you’ll love it!
BRIDGET JONES: THE EDGE OF REASON – Like I’m gonna fall for that again!
KINSEY – A movie about sex that is so not sexy, my boner went into hibernation ‘til spring.
*In my home.
