"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

ZOD: So that it may KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Pariah: It doesn't believe in what real chickens believe in. It must not be a real chicken.

TK-069: That is one sweet-ass chicken! I'm gonna put up some pics of it on the Women's forum!

Chris Oakley: I don't know, but I'll bet sneaky bunny and her cronies are to blame.

wannabuyamonkey: To gte to the othre sdie

G-Man: When I was your age, we didn't have roads. Chickens had to (suddenly falls asleep in his rocking chair)

Darknight613: Let's look at both sides of the road before we pass judgement on the chicken.

whomod: It's trying to escape the evil Bush administration out to destroy our country! I have graphs and statistics that say so!

Dave The Wonder Boy: It's trying to escape from the evil liberals out to destory our country! I have graphs and statistics that say so!

britneyspearsatemyshorts: Because the chicken is an anti-semitic racist!

MisterJLA: To join the fight to make me a moderator!

Nowhereman: Because Rob is gay.

I'm Not Mr. Mxyzptlk: Because Rob is gay.

Everyone else on the RKMBs: Because Rob is gay.

Rob Kamphausen: You'll have plenty of time to find out after I ban your ass from the RKMBs for starting this crappy thread.

Any others?

Last edited by Darknight613; 2004-12-21 2:24 AM.

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