"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --President Bush discussing the Iraq war with Chirstian Coalition founder Pat Robertson, when Robertson told him he should prepare the American people for casualties
"They said I wasn't being funny. And I said to them, 'I know that, but tomorrow I will go back to being funny, and your show will still blow.'" --Jon Stewart, on his sniping match with Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala on "Crossfire"
"You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show." --Jon Stewart, bitchslapping Tucker Carlson during an interview on CNN's "Crossfire"
