Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe Quesada:Cause I thought it was a donkey

LLance:Cause it knew I was hungry

Nowhereman:Cause its a cunt!

Jim Jackson:Cause it was researching a book

Pariah:Whats a chicken? Whats a road? We dont have them in my moms basement

Jack the lil death:Cause it was good at Street fighter so it ran before I threw a car at it

Speedy:I dunno,I can only cross the road via a direct link

Joe Mama:Cause it was the only way it could get round my huge fat arse

Chris Oakley:Cause its Got Milk!

Rob Kamphausen:cause it just escaped my sex dungeon

bsams:8 years old dude!

ROY BATTY:Cause it wasnt kosher

Disco Steve:To leave behind all the immature people who have nothing to say

Kristogar Velo:I didnt delete it!