Ministry's "NWO" blasts over the speakers as the show starts. Out comes Joe Mama, mic in hand, dressed in all black. He marches out to the ring amid a very mixed response.

JM: I just got here a few minutes ago and, much to my surprise and displeasure, I seem to be booked in a match against Captain Sammitch at Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda! Now, I don't know how the Powers That Be figure out rankings in their little cubicles in Hoboken, but I KNOW that Captain Grandstand is nowhere near the Numer-One contender's spot for this Eurotrash Title! Hell, that glorified jobber isn't in the running for ANY title!

AND, just to really frost my arse, I noticed that Rex (a man that I beat decisively in our only match against one another) has an opportunity to wrestle for the Big Cheese Title?!? Just how in God's Name did THAT happen? What has Rex done to put himself in ANY title contention, much less the Crown Jewel of this promotion???

The way I see it, our "New Sheriff" - Grimm, who I also decisively beat in several matches - seems to be using his new-found power to screw your's truly over! As the Eurotrash Champion, with no clear competition, I should have say about who I face to defend my title. And as the last man to defeat King Snarf for a major title, I should be considered the Number-One Contender for his belt!

But I know how Grimm works. He got his mini-RwO built in the form of the Bastardo Family. He got his former Triple Threat boyfriend in the top spot. And now he's gonna try to exact his revenge on me for beating him in his own match by putting me up against every undeserving, overrated jobber he can find - if he can't have the Eurotrash Title, then he'll devalue it to the point of meaninglessness!

Well, I've got one thing to say to my "Challenger", Captain Sammitch: Do NOT take this match! Walk away. Because, if you step into the ring with me come Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda, I guarantee that you will be carried out on a stretcher. I will put you in worse shape that YOUR boyfriend, PenWing!You don't have the luxury of letting someone else fight your battles for you. Meeko won't be able to distract me and help you win your match. And I sure as HELL won't be handing you the title! Walk away from this match, Sammitch, or, by God, I'll destroy you!!!

And to the RDCW's "beloved" GM, Grimm...well, I think you oughtta haul your ass out here and at least be man enough to confirm to my face what I already know to be true! While you were pretending to rule the RDCW, I carried this promotion on my back! I gave the RDCW back to the fans! I am your better - you KNOW I am!!! - and I deserve the respect that comes from being the franchise player of the RDCW!!!

Get your ass out here, Grimm! You owe me that much!!!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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