Chewy Walrus vs Wednesday
This technical match-up between the former RwO member and one of the RDCW's up-and-comers ended when Wednesday delivered his "See You Next Tuesday" superkick in the center of the ring.
Bibbo vs ZOD
Bibbo, a former Donkey Lovin' Tag Team Champion, showed that he could still excel in singles competition when he Bibbo-Bombed the Rogue Kryptonian Leader through Fat Retard and LLawler's announce table, winning by countout. It was only through the timely intervention of Non that ZOD avoided penetration by LLawler.
Bikini Pose-Down
The voting was tight between Stareena, Meeko, and Cowgirl Jack. But, when Sneaky Bunny took off her knee-length "RDCW DIVA" T-shirt to reveal two RDCW decals and a t-back thong, the voting was over. Sneaky Bunny was declared the winner and Madman Marcum demanded a five-minute "cooldown" period.
Scottwatermusic vs LLance
Scottwatermusic's debut match was against the RDCW's largest veteran, and the rookie was able to hold his own. Though LLance delivered quite the assault on the RDCW's newest wrestler, Scottwatermusic was able to take as much punishment as LLance could give and even one-upped the giant. winning the match with his "Across The Pond" elbow from the top rope. An impressive victory by Scottwatermusic!!!
Tag Team Title Match
The Champions' ring-rust showed as the challengers were able to isolate Son of Mxy for the better part of the match. When Joe Mama was finally tagged in, he was a man possessed, delivering beatings to both NotWedge and Captain of Outer Space (and almost getting DQ'd for chokes and refusing to break holds). However, the tide turned for the final time when Joe Mama fell victim to the Death Chop 2000. Son of Mxy ran in to break the potential cover, but COO delivered the Sirius Slam for what would be a double pin.
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