"hypermammiferous" as in...
Pam Strips, Stares
Pam Anderson has found an altruistic way to combine her two passions -- animal rights and looking totally hot. The hypermammiferous bombshell is set to show off her considerable assets across China in anti-fur billboards courtesy of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
"I'm perfectly happy to bare my skin if it will help save animals' skins," Pam explains. "With so many fashionable and comfortable fur alternatives available today, there's no excuse for killing animals and stealing their skins."
The nearly nekkid Anderson poses seductively above the tagline, "Give fur the cold shoulder," and alongside Chinese characters that translate to "Please don't wear fur" and "Cold shoulders are nothing compared to the pain they feel."
But the steamy posters are raising, uh, eyebrows with censors. A PETA spokesman in China tells the AP they may have to trim the picture to get the thumbs up from the conservative watchdogs.
So why is China graced with in-the-buff images of Pam? According to PETA, the country was responsible for 40 percent of U.S. fur imports in 2000, most of which we're guessing ended up being worn to Star Jones' wedding.
Meanwhile, when Pam isn't busy trying to save her four-legged friends, she's getting an eyeful at the Playboy mansion. In an interview with Esquire that is sure to please Hugh Hefner, she reveals what really goes on behind closed doors.
"Yes, Hef's sleeping with them all. For real! I've actually walked in on him," says Pam, who has disrobed many a time for the mag. "See, one time I was over at the mansion with some friends. We were swimming in the grotto, and I decided to walk around the house a little bit. And as I was walking around, I ran into one of the girls. And she's like, 'Come upstairs.' So I went upstairs, and there's Hef on the bed."
The next bit gets a little racy, so suffice to say it plays a little like a scene out of one of Pam and Tommy Lee's video adventures. Only with more babes. And baby oil. 'Nuff said.
"I was standing in the doorway just looking -- for a really long time," Anderson recalls. "And finally I realized they were all looking at me!"
