"Brandon?"
"What, Brian?"
"Let's go, before it's too late!"
"Why, Brian? Things can only improve..."
"Brandon, you just destroyed the Mona Lisa. The authentic one..."
"Well, Brian, if Montague keep it hanging from the wall instead of storing it in a bank or something, it can't really be my fault, no?"
"Brandon, we are in a bathrobe, they hate us, and you just destroyed their proprieties. Let's go, I beg you..."
"Brian, you must learn to look at things from the positive side: it can't get worse, so it will surely improve. Look, those guys are looking at NBA on the plasma TV... there, nothing awful can happen, right?"
"If you say so...."
... late breaking news: UN spoke-person Mira Niederstein has just announced that as of immediate the international peacekeeping force Strikeforce 3 is disbanded, following a failed coup of the late General Merlin....
"Brian, what does it mean?"
"It means we have just been fired, idiot!"
"Ah... gosh..."
"Hey... don't get so depressed, Hero..."
"Ah well... I can always... I mean... I know how... or I could... ... ... ... ... Say, how is being dead, Brian?"
"Not bad, Brandon, not bad at all..."
"I could always suicide myself, then, Brian..."
"And how, Brandon?"
"..."
"So?"
"I hate you, Dead."
