You people have sold me on Weapons of Ass Destruction.

Anyay, porn stars just don't make the best flicks. Their movies are too slick and produced. And they got plots sometimes!

Porn is about fuckin'! I don't care how they got there, what the ramifications of it are, or how they feel about it... I wants ta see the fuckin, some type of cumshot (preferably female), and go on about my business.

Only dialogue I wanna hear is assorted grunts and groans, and the words [i] fuck, god, harder, and ass[i] in some order.