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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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19, seriously.
But that's just hearsay.
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See, she carries a sword around and occasionally fights with other people who carry swords, and then chops their heads off when she wins.
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That was a Highlander joke.
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Hello, boys and girls.
This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale.
No!
This is a song about being happy!
That's right!
It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough!
That's right!
I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
Now, boys and girls...
Let's try it again!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
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Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars!
The little critters of nature...
They don't know that they're ugly!
That's very funny...
A fly marrying a bumblebee!
I told you I'd shoot!
But you didn't believe me!
Why didn't you believe me?!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
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Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
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This New Years Eve...
Why watch Dick Clark?
When you can see MrJla's balls drop!
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Saint Nicholas of Myra, the original Santa Claus, was the patron saint of children, thieves and pawnbrokers.
Based on previous surveys, 17 percent of you will embarrass yourselves in some way at your office Christmas party.
A Mongolian wild ass can run 8 mph faster than a reindeer.
It's Donder, not Donner.
Christmas pudding should be stirred from east to west.
56 percent of Americans sing holiday carols to their pets.
53 percent of Americans plan to "re-gift" this year.
1 in 3 men will wait until Christmas Eve to finish their shopping.
1 in 6 men would like to get rid of all the "gift-giving nonsense."
A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the head of a pig prepared with mustard.
On Christmas Eve in 2001, the Bethlehem Hotel had 208 of its 210 rooms free.
It's "God rest ye merry, gentlemen," not "God rest ye, merry gentlemen."
There are 1.76 billion candy canes produced every year.
Kris Kringel, a man in his 40s, lives in North Pole, Alaska, and delivers pizzas for a living. He drives a 1984 Ford Tempo.
Based on a 1999 estimated population count of North America and Europe, on Christmas Eve of that year Santa Claus had to visit 42,466,666 homes in a 12-hour period -- that's 983 homes per second.
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400599_SEP_How old is skanky kunty?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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