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Captain Sammitch said:
I've read that seismologists from all over the world are converging on the area faster than ...




...fat people flock to McDonalds on 20 cent hamburger day.
...Michael Jackson to a boy scout sleepover.
...tk to pr0n.
...Rob Kamphausen to Gay Batman Fans Anonymous.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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