Mike Monroe: "It's the day after Christmas and welcome to RDCW's Arma Gadda Da Vidda!"
Madman Marcum: "Have some more eggnog, Monroe!"
Monroe: "No thanks, I think you've had enough for both of us, Madman. Our main event bout tonight is the Asylum Rules Match for the Eurotrash title! Joe Mama defends against Captain Sammitch!"
Fat Retard: "BUHGAWD!"
Marcum: "That's right, that means weapons are legal, outside interference is legal, tables, chairs, whatever! I don't think Sammitch stands a chance, this is Joe Mama's type of match! Whoooaahhhh!!!!!!" *Marcum falls over out of his chair and passes out drunk. LLarry LLawller takes his place immediately.
LLawller: "Man, he's got a nice butt!"
Fat Retard: "SLOBBERKNOCKER!"
Monroe: "I give up. Fans, we also have a debate tonight where Rex and Christine Oakley will tell us why they think Rex deserves a shot at the Big Cheese Title! On the opposing end will be the Big Cheese Champ, King Snarf, and his manager Louie Bastardo!"
Fat Retard: "DROP TOEHOLD!"
Monroe: "Let's just go to ringside and James White."
Chris Oakley (Champ) (22%, 5 Votes)
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Bibbo (52%, 12 Votes)
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Wednesday (26%, 6 Votes)
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Chris Oakley (Champ) (65%, 15 Votes)
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Bibbo (17%, 4 Votes)
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Wednesday (17%, 4 Votes)
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Meeko (Champ) (74%, 17 Votes)
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Difficult Kind (26%, 6 Votes)
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GMan/DaveTWB/Wbam (57%, 13 Votes)
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Whomod/JJackson/Klinton (43%, 10 Votes)
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Son of Mxy (42%, 10 Votes)
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James Fantastic (58%, 14 Votes)
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Stareena/Butterrican (78%, 18 Votes)
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Uschi/Shazamgrrl1 (22%, 5 Votes)
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Rex & Christine Oakley (35%, 8 Votes)
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King Snarf & Louie Bastardo (65%, 15 Votes)
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Joe Mama (Champ) (35%, 8 Votes)
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Captain Sammitch (65%, 15 Votes)
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