A non title match? What the hell? I appreciate the management's concern, in the sense that you wouldn't want me to lose my title to someone with a gay name like James, and an even gayer surname like Fantastic. Specifically because I am the biggest draw in the roster, and am popular with teenage girsl!!! But come on...hello? Third generation superstar in here! I cannot be harmed by earth weaponry!
Knock knock?
I'm assuming you said Who's there already.
Lose the the title.
And then here's the part where you say Lose the title who?
And I'm going to say "There's no way I'm going to lose my title to a fag with a faggy name!" and then I'm going to call each and every one of you little fags out there queer. Also, fag. Damnit.
Of course, I'm not going to lose this match. But just in case a miracle happens and Ayn Rand wills herself back to life to throw all the retards into the gas chamber, I'm going to make a stipulation for the next PPV...
Son of Mxy VS Gaymes Fagtastic...Hell in a sperm cell match!!! Loser has to bathe in MisterJLA's cum!
