RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW RDCW Arma Gadda Da Vidda!

With no entrance music, Joe Mama steps out onto the ramp. The crowd is decidedly mixed as he walks towards Chris Oakley, who has the grin of a man secure of his imminent victories. Joe's face, on the other hand, is conspicuously blank. Security braces for the confrontation as the two are now nose-to-nose. Joe Mama raises his own mic to his lips.

JM: There are three things you should probably have clear in your mind. One: That's not my car. It's a rental. And not only did I purchase the insurance for it, I also have you on tape admitting to vandalizing it. So I'll be sure to send that tape to the rental company, and make doubly sure that you get the bill. Boy.

Chris is obviously angry, but holds his temper in check. He's still got one for title than Joe Mama...

JM: Two: I accept your challenge. A Fenway Park Street Fight is too enticing to pass up. And I'd probably have accepted anyways, even though I'll bet your first choice of match was a Bra-And-Panties Match - you seem to swing that way. But I'm gonna add a stipulation: whatever title you walk away with tonight, it goes on the line in January. I don't think I'm gonna allow you to be a champion anymore, Chris, much less a double champion. Junior.

Chris has a harder time keeping his cool in the face of JM's accusation and stipulation demand. But he holds things together. He'll OF COURSE have both titles at the end of Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda, and he isn't gonna lose to Joe Mama in January! Not with Louie Bastardo guiding his career...

JM: And three: I don't see losing this title (holds up the Eurotrash Title to Chris' face) to Captain Sammitch tonight. Let's face it, I thrive in TRUE hardcore-style matches. Sammitch only thrives in matches where he can have a title handed to him or Meeko fight for him. I don't see Meeko getting involved here...

Joe Mama grins and drops the Eurotrash belt. Chris Oakley glances down as it hits the ground, then glances up just in time to see Joe Mama head-butt him.

The two men erupt into a brawl. Both wrestlers trade punches to the face, with neither one gaining the upper hand. Security tries to break up the fight, but quite a few officers take punches meant for the foes before both Joe Mama and Chris Oakley are restrained and dragged backstage.