Everclear's "When It All Goes Wrong Again" hits the speakers as the Big Cheese Heavyweight Champion King Snarf makes his way to the ring!
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight is a glorious night for RDCW! For tonight, Louie Bastardo and myself shall engage in a debate with Rex and Christina Oakley on whether or not Rex should be allowed to challenge for the World Title. In a very real sense, the World Title shall be decided not by wrestling, but by words! *Crowd boos* Yes, and this is just a start to the glorious future I envision for RDCW! I have a dream where I compete in a title match where the only legal maneuver is the hip toss! Title belts being decided by a game of tiddlywinks! And other inane concepts! And you folks have to deal with it!
As for the debate tonight, you all know my position, and I'll not give Rex an advantage by stating my arguments now. But let it be said, I will win tonight! In this mutliple participant, public debate, which I will refer to as a mass debate for simplicity, I will emerge victorious! Why is that? Because I am an expert at mass debating! I mass debated through out high school, I mass debated all through college, hell I even mass debated before coming out here! I've mass debated in front of men, women, and even children! And they were all shocked and awed by my mass debating! And tonight, I will mass debate in front of all of you, and truly, my greatness shall explode forth and will leave it's mark on you all!
