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King Snarf said:
As for the debate tonight, you all know my position, and I'll not give Rex an advantage by stating my arguments now. But let it be said, I will win tonight! In this mutliple participant, public debate, which I will refer to as a mass debate for simplicity, I will emerge victorious! Why is that? Because I am an expert at masturbating! I masturbated through out high school, I masturbated all through college, hell I even masturbated before coming out here! I've masturbated in front of men, women, and even children! And they were all shocked and awed by my masturbating! And tonight, I will masturbate in front of all of you, and truly, my greatness shall explode forth and will leave it's mark on you all!
Dude, theres some things you keep to yourself!
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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