RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW RDCW Arma Gadda Da Vidda!

I'm sick as a dog, but honor demands that you people get your Play-By-Play, so here it goes. Note: I'll leave the debate portion of this month's PPV to either Rex and King Snarf or to Grimm and the newly-returned Doctor...


Triple-Threat Double Championship Match: Bibbo vs Wednesday vs (Champion) Chris Oakley

The Hardcore and the Inter-Cunt-Inental Titles were on the line in Arma-Gadda-Da-Vidda's opening match. Chris Oakley entered the ring and was immediately jumped by both Wednesday and Bibbo. Though he tried to gain the upper hand, the law of numbers was against Chris Oakley in the early goings, as both challengers used brutal brawling tactics to soften up the champion. A See-You-Next-Tuesday Superkick from Wednesday stunned Chris Oakley, but Wednesday's attempt at a pin was broken up by Bibbo who then flung Wednesday into the ropes and clotheslined him over. Once Bibbo was alone with a still-stunned Chris Oakley, a Bibbo Bomb and a quick pin won Bibbo the Hardcore Title!

Bibbo tried to extend the three into a six-count in hopes of sweeping the match, but Wednesday was able to break up the pin in time. The match continued as Bibbo and Wednesday battled in the center of the ring, giving Oakley enough time to shake off the cobwebs. Upon hearing that he'd already lost the Hardcore Title, Chris flew into a blind rage and threw himself at his opponents. A series of fists and kicks gave Chris Oakley an advantage which he extended by delivering a Cape Cod Crunch to Wednesday and a Big Dig to Bibbo. With both men lying in the ring, Chris took a page from another playbook by picking up Wednesday and executing The Green Monster, driving Wednesday's head into Bibbo's gut. A double pin, and Chris Oakley retained the Inter-Cunt-Inental Title. However, after getting his hand raised, Chris threw Wednesday over the top rope and started to beat on an already-unconscious Bibbo, who became the victim of a second Green Monster.


Women's Boobie Belt

Meeko continued her dominance in the Women's Division. Difficult Kind's technical prowess was no match for Meeko's onslaught-style wrestling. Meeko overpowered the challenger, delivering a series of brutal Meeko-Plexes, before finishing the job with a Meeko-Bomb. After getting the pin, Meeko stood up, pointed to the Women's Boobie Belt on her shoulder, then pointed at the camera and mouthed the words "You're next, Nuriko!!!"


Six-Man Tag Match

Partisanship was the name of the game as Liberal faced off against Conservative. The Liberals tried to throw off the Conservatives' slow, methodical pace with some high-flying, high-impact wrestling, but would ultimtely fail when Klinton was put in the Weapon Of Mass Destruction by G-Man and WBAM (a 3D). After the match, Dave The Wonder Boy started spouting of some partisan rhetoric, but the crowd's boos drowned him out.