Lightweight Non-Title Match-Up
Son of Mxy was the first to enter the ring amid cheers from his adoring fans. However, cheers turned to boos when the newest member of the Bastardo Family, James Fantastic, came to the ring accompanied by Two-Ton Tommy. The match started, and the crowd watched as the two competitors treaed them to some great high-flying wrestling. James Fantastic showed that, even as a new-comer, he could go toe-to-toe with the best. However, the tide turned against him when the Second Generation Superstar executed a textbook Mxyplex. Son of Mxy ran to the ropes to deliver a running Elbow Smash, a move that would soften James Fantastic enough for him to deliver the Son Of Mxyplex, when Two-Ton Tommy threw a fist into the back of SoM's right knee. The punch caused Son of Mxy to stagger into a Classy Kick by his opponent. James then delivered a Flying Fantastic to complete the upset.
Women's Tag Team Match
Uschi and Shazamgrrl1 entered the ring, whereupon Shazamgrrl1 "treated" the crowd to a diatribe about a Geoff Johns and "Freddie Marvel's cape". The monologue was cut short, though, as Stareena and ButterRican came to, and cleared out, the ring. The match began with Stareena and Uschi locking up. But Stareena would quickly get the upper hand and, after Stareena's "Wiccan Law Of Three" (three concurrent German suplexes), Uschi had no choice but to tag out to Shazamgrrl1 as Stareena brought ButterRican into the action. ButterRican would make quick work of her opponent with the Latina Fury, and a Three-Way would finish the job. Chalk another one up for Stareena and ButterRican!
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