Damn bye weeks. Why the hell millionaires who play football for half a year need a bye week is beyond me.

The Seahawks open against the team that swept them in the season. Great. Just great.

"You kind of get tired giving the other team credit. At some point you've got to look in the mirror and say 'I sucked.'"

Alex Rodriguez, after the NY Yankees were eliminated from the 2006 ALDS by the Detroit Tigers.