Neither can I. Now then, my hastily revised divisional playoff projection for next week:
AFC Second Round, Patriots vs. Colts--for those of you who've forgotten what happens when you put Peyton Manning and the New England defense together in Gillette Stadium, Bill Belichick will be only too happy to furnish a reminder.
Final score:Patriots 38, Colts 20.
AFC Second Round, Steelers vs. Jets--somehow, I have a feeling Chad Pennington's post-game demeanor will be considerably more cheerful than it was after his game against the Seahawks.
Final score:Jets 31, Steelers 30
NFC Second Round, Rams vs. Falcons--odds are Atlanta will emerge from this game (pardon the pun) Vick-torious.
Final score:Falcons 23, Rams 10.
NFC Second Round, Eagles vs. Vikings--once again, Randy Moss will be leaving the game early....in an ambulance.
Final score:Eagles 41, Vikings 9.
Projected Conference championship matchups:Patriots vs. Jets, Eagles vs. Falcons
