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I'm glad we agree.

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I think if you read the heading carefully, you will see we do not agree sir!

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I think the reason given in GL Rebirth 3 (of 6) that Hal Jordan became Parallax is stupid!




You mean the reason that he DIDN'T become Parallax... it was the evil thingie all along! If it wasn't for those pesky GLs and their dog G'nort he would have gotten away with it.


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Parallax makes me poop.


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You mean the reason that he DIDN'T become Parallax... it was the evil thingie all along!



I disagree.

Of course.

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Hal Jordan became Parallax after the cosmic parasite, named Parallax, grafted itself on to Jordan's soul.

Like Kyle said, "It [the destruction of Coast City] was more than enough for Parallax to get a real foothold in his psyche. Playing off Jordan's feelings of rage, sorror and vengeance. It warped his sense of right and wrong. And it changed him forever. It changed Hal Jordan."

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Parallax makes me poop.





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You mean the reason that he DIDN'T become Parallax... it was the evil thingie all along!



I disagree.

Of course.

Hal Jordan became Parallax after the cosmic parasite, named Parallax, grafted itself on to Jordan's soul.

Like Kyle said, "It [the destruction of Coast City] was more than enough for Parallax to get a real foothold in his psyche. Playing off Jordan's feelings of rage, sorror and vengeance. It warped his sense of right and wrong. And it changed him forever. It changed Hal Jordan."

Man am I bored.




Is that what they are going with now?

It's a parasite's fault, not Jordan's?

What a lame cop-out to please the HEAT crybabies...


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I would have preferred the Pre-Crisis Hal to have returned from some kind of limbo - just to rid me of Emerald Dawn!


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You mean the origin story? You didn't like that one?

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Wednesday said:Hal Jordan became Parallax after the cosmic parasite, named Parallax, grafted itself on to Jordan's soul.

Like Kyle said, "It [the destruction of Coast City] was more than enough for Parallax to get a real foothold in his psyche. Playing off Jordan's feelings of rage, sorror and vengeance. It warped his sense of right and wrong. And it changed him forever. It changed Hal Jordan."




I haven't actually read the issue, I just guessed from what I've read about the other issues that some sort of evil thing in the rings took over Hal and made him go bad (and now it's doing the same with the others), and it seems I was right. I predict that by the end Hal will say "I'm still guilty... guilty for not being able to overcome it and fight the feelings of rage and blah blah blah". And then someone, possibly John Stewart, will say "No, Hal, the same would have happened to any of us, even if you don't believe it you're a real hero because you blah blah blah" END.

This makes me wish my previous doppleganger/evil twim/anti-matter version/flawed clone/shape shifter Hal Jordan theory was right..


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I preferred the Lord Malvolio theory, than an entirely new plot device.

Even mind control by Hector Hammond of Krona would have been preferable.


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Bah, sounds like Johns pulled out the cop-out card out of his arse again. He does that a lot, doesn't he.

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I like Geoff Johns as much as anyone, but a cosmic parasite? Lame.


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I like both 'I'm Not Mister Mxypltk' & 'Dave' theories.

I just think about the pre-crisis Hal returning, just like the Silver Age Superboy and Earth 1 Superman. I know we didn't see Hal go with them but I just didn't like what they did with Hal in the Emerald Dawn mini. I was rereading some old Waid Flash and JLE, Hal came across as some out of touch lame joke telling....joke! That's not the Dude I grew up with!


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You mean the origin story? You didn't like that one?




Basically, cuz, like Dave said, I would have preferred anything over an entirely new plot device. I never like it when they create something new to explain something away, especially when there are so many reasonable answers that exist in continuity. Better ideas have already been given in this thread, in my opinion. I would have preferred mind control by a pre-established villain or even the messed up clone explanation to what I got.

Speaking of which, personally, I was betting (and hoping) Parallax would be related to The Red discussed in The Mosaic. The Red was an impurity in the ring which caused John Stewart to seek control by violent means, very much like Hal Jordan did when he turned into Parallax. In fact, Stewart's personality was VERY Parallax like when "infected". Anywho, Gerard Jones used this idea of an impurity in the ring taking over a GL's mind a little while BEFORE Hal Jordan died, which would have given it more credibility in my mind. There would have been a few snafoos in the plot, but The Red would have given him a great way to bring back Sinestro if he'd resolved those snafoos properly, since The Red took the form of Sinestro in Stewart's mind then escaped into space, never to be heard of again (as far as I know).

When I'd heard rumors that an out had been written into Hal Jordan's fall and rumors that an impurity in the ring was to blame, it just seemed that this was the route Johns was going to take.

But whatever. I just think there were better ideas that held ground in old stories, and I like that kinda thing. His idea makes sense, but it seems like he only used it to avoid using an idea that was already thrown out at one time or another by some fanboy on the web.

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Basically, cuz, like Dave said, I would have preferred anything over an entirely new plot device. I never like it when they create something new to explain something away, especially when there are so many reasonable answers that exist in continuity. Better ideas have already been given in this thread, in my opinion. I would have preferred mind control by a pre-established villain or even the messed up clone explanation to what I got.

Speaking of which, personally, I was betting (and hoping) Parallax would be related to The Red discussed in The Mosaic. The Red was an impurity in the ring which caused John Stewart to seek control by violent means, very much like Hal Jordan did when he turned into Parallax. In fact, Stewart's personality was VERY Parallax like when "infected". Anywho, Gerard Jones used this idea of an impurity in the ring taking over a GL's mind a little while BEFORE Hal Jordan died, which would have given it more credibility in my mind. There would have been a few snafoos in the plot, but The Red would have given him a great way to bring back Sinestro if he'd resolved those snafoos properly, since The Red took the form of Sinestro in Stewart's mind then escaped into space, never to be heard of again (as far as I know).

When I'd heard rumors that an out had been written into Hal Jordan's fall and rumors that an impurity in the ring was to blame, it just seemed that this was the route Johns was going to take.

But whatever. I just think there were better ideas that held ground in old stories, and I like that kinda thing. His idea makes sense, but it seems like he only used it to avoid using an idea that was already thrown out at one time or another by some fanboy on the web.

So yeah...





Ooookay... But I was talking to ROY about Emerald Dawn. You know, Hal's "Origin Story".

I think the parasite is shitcrap too.


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Ooookay... But I was talking to ROY about Emerald Dawn. You know, Hal's "Origin Story".




Do you mind? I'm venting here!

But seriously, I thought you were talking about Parallax's new origin story (the entity Parallax, not Hal Jordan Parallax). My bad.

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Do you mind? I'm venting here!






I understand it needs to be done!

You bring up a great point and considering Johns is supposed to be continuity king, you'd have thought he would have read Mosaic!

I liked that series!


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Bah, sounds like Johns pulled out the cop-out card out of his arse again. He does that a lot, doesn't he.




hardly, it seems like Johns is once again fixing up a mess he had no hand in making as best as he can. sure his solution isn't perfect but it works and doesn't make things any worse. that and it's a pretty good read too. what i think is nice is that he's following up on something that was said in Morrison's JLA about Kyle's fear being an asset as it's Kyle's fear is allowing him to resist Parallax.

then again i also don't have a grudge against Johns cause he gets to write comics . . .

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I got a fever...and the only prescription...IS MORE COWBELL!


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sure his solution isn't perfect but it works and doesn't make things any worse. that and it's a pretty good read too.



I'll agree here. I still can't say I like his solution, but it does work to satisfy everything. And it has been an enjoyable read.

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Still, this cosmic parasite is the reason the rings are vulnerable against yellow? The hell?


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Can't you see I'm burning burning......

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Just like it's not my fault that you're both fucktards, Rexie. But keep thinking you're not. Denial suits you.




i don't know how you expect anyone to take you seriously. you spend alot of time complaining about comic books you've never even read and never plan to. i mean you yelled at Gail Simone about Black Alice being an evil wiccan in BoP #76 only to find out that not only was Black Alice not actually wiccan(obvious to anyone who you know READ the book) but that you know, wiccans just like christians or muslims, can be both good and evil since they're well people.

now did you do the classy thing and apologize to Gail? no of course not, you just disappeared for a while and hoped no one would remember.

that's a pretty fucktard thing to do if you ask me.

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