I prefer the original, virgin-like Mariah. The new skanky Mariah doesn't do it for me.

Unless she does a Super Bowl halftime show. Then it's a whole 'nother story!

"You kind of get tired giving the other team credit. At some point you've got to look in the mirror and say 'I sucked.'"

Alex Rodriguez, after the NY Yankees were eliminated from the 2006 ALDS by the Detroit Tigers.