I'll add some of my own.
"Tina, you fat lard! Come get some HAM!"
"There's like a butt-load of gangs at school. One gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty sweet with a bo staff."
"The defect in this one is bleach." "That is correct." "Yesssssssssssssssssssssss. This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch." "That is also correct." "Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...."
"It's a mix between a tiger and a lion. It's called a liger. It's like only my favorite animal to draw, ever."
"Gradma says it's time for you to leave because you're ruining everyone's lives and eating all of our steak."
