"Snuff the Rooster" blasts from the PA speakers as Chris Oakley and Louie Bastardo strut down the rampway to the raucous boos of the crowd.Chris and Louie leap into the ring and high-five one another,then Louie picks up the mic to begin his commentary.
Louie:Well,gang,this is a very special night for the Bastardo Family...tonight we welcome into our privileged ranks Mexico's greatest tag team.But before that happens,Chris has a few words for Cabin Boy Sammitch.
Louie passes the mic to Chris,who glares in the direction of the locker room.
Chris:Sammitch,I'm going to kill you tonight.
Crowd boos again as Chris gives the mic back to Louie.
Louie:Now then,without further,allow me to introduce the newest members of the Bastardo Family,and your next RDCW world tag team champions...LOS MONSTROS AZULES!!
"Los Muchachos de Hoy" begins playing over the PA as Senor Perdicion and El Daga lumber down to the ring,each carrying a green-and-white mask taken as a trophy from the team they defeated back in Mexico in their final match before coming to RDCW.Senor Perdicion shakes hands with Louie,then picks up the mic and turns to address the crowd.
PERDICION:We want to thank Senor Bastardo for agreeing to serve as our manager in RDCW,and we promise him that we will destroy all the Bastardo Family's enemies one by one!Crowd boos so loud madman marcum and thedoctor can't even be heard over itWe have long been the greatest tag team in Mexico,and before long we will prove that we are also the greatest tag team in RDCW!
Perdicion hands the mic to El Daga,who flinches as a fan wearing a Joe Mama T-shirt spits at him.
DAGA:Senor Bastardo's enemies are OUR enemies...and our enemies will be punished for their disrespect!
Without warning,Daga and Perdicion jump out of the ring,grab the fan who just spat on Daga and drag him from his seat.As the crowd watches in disbelief and alarm,Los Monstros deliver El Soplete on the hapless fan right on the arena floor,leaving him practically unconscious.Louie smirks triumphantly as EMTs rush to attend to the fallen fan.
Louie:Just a little preview,folks,of what awaits Charlie and any other jobber dumb enough to get in Los Monstros' way!And Joke Mama,I hope you were watching,because you're next on their hit list!
"Snuff the Rooster" starts playing as Chris,Louie,and Los Monstros head back to the locker room.Behind them,the EMTs wheel the fan who was attacked to a waiting ambulance;at the announcers' table,a clearly disgusted madman marcum vents his fury to his broadcast partner.
Marcum:I can't believe it, Mike!! Los Monstruos Azules have been looking forward to their arrival in RDCW for so long, and then some jealous slob who's a fan of Joke Mama has to go and spoil their debut by spitting on them!! Talk about the Ugly American!
Mike "The Mouth" Monroe:You've got to be kidding me, Marcum!! You're seriously asking me to believe that a little thing like spitting justifies the horrendous assault those two blue-masked psychopaths have committed?!! I'd hate to think what would have happened to that poor guy if arena security hadn't been at ringside!!
Marcum:I,for one,applaud the way Los Monstros so quickly and decisively avenged the insult that uncouth Joke Mama fan showed them,and I'm hoping to see them do likewise to Charlie later tonight!!
Last edited by Chris Oakley; 2005-01-12 12:06 AM.
