Hardcore Handicap Match
"Ace Of Spades" played as Charlie ran to the ring, table leg in hand. He stood in the center, brandishing his weapon and screaming, "Bring 'em on! Bring 'em BOTH on!!!"
The newest members of the Bastardo Family came out, and it was evident that they were looking forward to the match. They took their sweet time getting to the ring, grins visible on their masked faces. They stared at Charlie, pointing at him and catcalling in Spanish.
And they never saw Joe Mama coming.
Bandages around his chest and ribs, steel chair in hand, Joe Mama sprinted down the ramp and hit Senor Perdition in the back as hard as he could. As he went down from the shot, Joe Mama stepped on him and spun to deliver the same shot to El Daga's face. The two Luchadores lay prone, and Joe Mama took a few moments to whack them again. Then he pulled Senor Perdition to his feet and rolled his into the ring, motioning to Charlie to have his fun.
Marcum: Joe Mama can't do that! Those are two of the greatest champions to come out of Mexico! Why didn't he be a man and set up a match like Suicide Boy Charlie did? Disgusting!
Monroe: I'd call it fair play for their attack earlier!
Marcum: You would, Mouth. You would...
As Joe Mama took the time to work over El Daga, Charlie set to work on Senor Perdition. After deliver one brutal kick to the head after another, Charlie flung his opponent into the corner and delivered a Bulldog Brain, then another, to Perdition's gut. He placed the table leg down at Perdition's feet, then took a few steps back and delivered the British Bulldog. When Senor Perdition stumbled out of the ring corner, Charlie grabbed the table leg and hit him with a running Tower of London. His foe was an easy 1-2-3 pin.
As the bell rang, Joe Mama rolled El Daga into the ring and pushed him next to his tag team partner. He looked at Charlie, made a motion, and the pair went to the ring corners and executed dual flying elbows. Charlie went to take off the fallen Luchadores' masks, but Joe Mama stopped him. He pulled out a black Sharpie pen and, as Charlie hyped up the crowd, wrote "OAK" in large letters on Perdition's mask and "LEY" on Daga's mask. Then he raised Charlie's hand in victory and the pair exited the ring area amid cheers from the crowd.
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