RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 01/11/05

Main Event: Six-Man Tag Match

As the Bastardo faction walked to the ring, it was clear that Chris Oakley was in a blind rage. They entered the ring and Chris started screaming orders at his teammates. James Fantastic tried to calm the Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion down, but Chris was unconsolable, screaming things about "that damned Sith" and "Joe Freakin' Mama" and "Craptain Sammitch". Tommy stood in the corner, unsure of what to do.

"Let's Get It Started" blasted over the speakers and, as the audience went wild, Captain Sammitch walked out onto the ramp, Eurotrash Title around his waist. He stopped and motioned for his music to be stopped. Then he made another motion and Ghoultown's "Return Of The Living Dead" drove the crowd into a near-frenzy. Darth stepped out onto the ramp, then turned and bowed as his master, Grimm, walked out to stand before his student. Then he turned to their foes, smiled, and motioned for Darth to rise. They walked to the ring, entered, and stood motionless, staring at the Bastardos. Chris screamed "Attack!!!" and the three ran at the fan favorites, but Grimm merely gestured and Darth locked a hand on Tommy's trachea and delivered a Sabre-Slam, sending Tommy to the floor.

Grimm stepped in front of James Fantastic and threw what looked to be the Flatliner, knocking the young Bastardo to the mat. Then Grimm picked him up and tossed him out of the ring.

Chris, now in a blind fury, threw himself at Captain Sammitch, sending a volley of wild punches, kicks, and headbutts at the Eurotrash Champion. Sammitch blocked most of them and side-stepped the rest before catching Chris' fist and putting on an arm-bar, effectively slowing down the match. Grimm and his protegee moved to a neutral corner and watched as Sammitch used his technical prowess to keep the pace slow while maintaining his advantage over the Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion. Oakley's teammates slowly made their way to their corner.

Captain Sammitch Irish-whipped Chris Oakley into the ropes and tried to deliver a drop-kick, but Chris locked his arms around the ropes and, as Sammitch landed flat on his back, pulled himself to his corner to tag someone - ANYONE - in. James Fantastic slapped Oakley's hand, jumped in the ring, and ran to the fallen Captain Sammitch. He delivered a drop-kick to the back of Captain Sammitch's head, then ran to a corner to successfully execute an elbow-drop, but only got a two-count when Sammitch kicked out. As Captain Sammitch tried to get to his feet and get to his corner to tag in a teammate, James Fantastic rushed to his corner and tagged in Two-Ton Tommy, then ran back and grabbed Captain Sammitch's leg, slowing down his progress.

But Tommy was slow getting into the ring, due to his size and the fact that he was still feeling the effects of the Sith's chokeslam. As he half-stepped, half-stumbled into the ring, Captain Sammitch was able to kick James Fantastic off his leg and tag in GRIMM. The former GM stepped into the ring, took a few steps forward, and stopped. Tommy paused for a moment, then ran at Grimm, who side-stepped the Bastardo Giant and executed a drop-toe hold into his patented Grimmlock. Tommy screamed in pain and it looked like he was going to tap out, but Darth stepped into the ring, forcing the ref to try and get him back to his corner and ignore Tommy's mat-slapping.

With the ref distracted, Chris Oakley, figuring that this was his opening, ran into the ring to attack Grimm. Grimm saw him and dropped Tommy's legs, standing and waiting for the attack. This stopped the Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion in his tracks, so Grimm turned his back on his opponent, walked to his corner, and tagged Captain Sammitch back in. As Sammitch and Oakley locked up to continue their match, student and mentor went after the other two Bastardos outside the ring.

Chris had the aggression, but Sammitch had the focus and clear mind. Captain Sammitch easily took control of the match, flung Chris Oakley into the ropes and connected with a Sammitch Spin to Oakley's chin. Chris was flat on his back, so Captain Sammitch locked him up in the Sammitch Submission. Oakley screamed for his lieutenants, but they were tied up being brutalized by Grimm and Darth. Chris oakley had no choice but to finally tap out. Captain Sammitch let Chris Oakley go once the bell rang and, as the show ended, was celebrating in the ring while Grimm and Darth backed their way up the ramp, silently nodding and clapping.