RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts The Official Rag On Nonoxynol9 Thread...

Well, I was pretty sure I was banned... But I guess I'm not... So... here I am.

Aaaaaaaaanyway, uhm, sorry everybody.

I now accept the deluge of rakings due me. I accept the public floggings, because, I admit... I acted like an ass! But, I really do like this place, and I really do like you guys... all of you... and I'd feel bad if I had to leave with my tail between my legs.

I promise... no more antagonistic drunken posts.

alcohol is never the answer.

.....and furthermore......you aren't authorized to make any "Official" threads.......only super-moderators can do that...........just when we think you can't fuck up anymore........you go and top yourself.

alcohol is never the answer

Non's poop smells like shit!

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Nonoxynol9's on the rag??? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Aunt Rose

Alcohol... the cause of (and solution to) all of life's problems.

Ok Nonoxynol9, you total wanker. What really fucks me off about you is that those pelicans I gave you were the last 12 of their species. Yet you saw fit to take them on a walk through central park and then lose sight of them while you went and bought a balloon. A fucking balloon Nonoxynol9! What in the name of cunting Christ were you thinking? Please explain to me the thoughts dribbling through your semi-porous brain that made you think that your need to buy a balloon from some guy dressed up as a clown was more important the survival of an entire species.

By now those Pelicans have probably been caught and eaten by hobos. Still at least you have your god damn fucking balloon.

My Gob, that's horrible... I'm gonna have to reconsider my decision to not ban Nonoxoxo.

You're on probation from now on Nonoxyloph. A minor offense like screwing up the UBB code, and I'll ban you from the Internet.

THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING

you am tell him

it's perfectly okay to screw UBB codes as long as they're both consenting adults!