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#414388 2005-01-19 11:39 AM
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Mirror.co.uk

42% OF YOUNG MEN FAKE THEIR ORGASMS
Jan 17 2005

By Chris Hughes

    MORE than two in five young men have faked an orgasm, a survey reveals today.

    Although 19 per cent of all blokes have feigned a climax, among those aged 18 to 34 the figure rises to 42 per cent.

    But women are the bigger fibbers, with 58 per cent admitting to play acting.

    A sex poll of 1,800 people also found 43 per cent of men and 40 per cent of women cheat on partners despite 56 per cent of married people reaching a climax in bed. The same was true of just 37 per cent of unmarried people. And a third of single folk claim they are not having sex at all.

    Having children has seen a downturn in the sex lives of 55 per cent of parents, with four per cent complaining it killed it off totally. Sixteen per cent of dads - and nine per cent of all people - have paid for sex.

    The average Brit has had between two and five partners, but six per cent of men claim to have had more than 50, the survey adds.

    And 44 per cent of men and 19 per cent of women would like more romps.

    More than a third of over 60s had the best sex in their 30s. Just one per cent looked back more fondly on love in their teens.

    ITV's This Morning polled 1,800 people for its week-long look at sex. Host Fern Britton said: "Sex is the best hobby for a couple. It shouldn't be a taboo, chore or a flop."

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I did it when I used to pick up chicks when I was drunk.......whiskey dick.

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HA! I've done that before too. I dont know why I didnt just say the booze limped me out. So I just pulled an "Oooooooo." and got off her. It was kinda stupid, but oh well. There ya have it.


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I've.
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Faked.
It.


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I never fake it.....I always make sure I cum right inside dem bitches


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I never fake it.


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I once fooled myself into thinking I faked it.

Turned out that I just didn't have anymore left.

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Quote:

Pariah said:
I once fooled myself into thinking I faked it.

Turned out that I just didn't have anymore left.




I'm gonna save this post for future use.


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Just put it in your sig and get it over with.

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.....Gives me an idea.

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Quote:

Pariah said:
I once fooled myself into thinking I faked it.

Turned out that I just didn't have anymore left.




After a particularly long session where I was finding the task at hand arduos, I knew I had no more left, but pretended to empty my nads.


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Its sometimes better that way. No mess to clean up.


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..and that's why the ladies should swallow. if not, they risk a good chance of curtain wiping!


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Never faked it.

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I have, more than once.

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Quote:

Pariah said:
I once fooled myself into thinking I faked it.

Turned out that I just didn't have anymore left.



So you lied to yourself?
Faking when wanking is not big,and its not clever!

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But it is pretty funny!

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Yes. Yes it is.

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Ive never faked it.

I came so hard I blew the breaker out! It true!

But why would men want to fake it? I mean I thought they never had a bad moment. It seams you men just can go and go and go and go some more.


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mmmmm hmmm....nope, never faked right.....


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Her boyfriend is a reformed Armish man,how would he know the difference?

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true, amish do it with that sheet between 'em.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I thought they did with a whole county bewteen them!

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But why would men want to fake it? I mean I thought they never had a bad moment. It seams you men just can go and go and go and go some more.




After shooting ones load 3 or 4 times during a session, it does begin to tax ones gonads!


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Batty speaks the truth.

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Relax, it's just yogurt.

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I fell asleep during sex once....

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I've fallen asleep while masturbating a couple times.


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Quote:

rex said:
I've fallen asleep while masturbating a couple times.




I need closure on this anecdote!


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I fell asleep during sex once....




and this one!


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Quote:

ROY BATTY said:
Quote:

rex said:
I've fallen asleep while masturbating a couple times.




I need closure on this anecdote!




I wake up with a sock stuck to my cock.


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rex #414420 2005-01-22 3:30 AM
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I never knew guys faked it! and well i think is kind hard to fake. I think i would know. I have my ways of telling.

I never faked it myself. i tried once of twice but always admited the truth. cant lie.

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Well its pretty hard for a dude to fake if hes doesnt have a jimmy on if thats whatcher gettin at. If thats the case I would imagine a cooter fulla love gunk would be a tell whether or not your boy is fakin the big O.


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it also pulsates a bit afterwards and I can feel that.

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not if the condom's thick enough.

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Or he's asian.


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BOOYA!


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