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and thats the way they should be.
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In other words, SPAMMING THIS FORUM IS OKAY.
I hope that's understood.
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It's amazing that there's an entire board of these losers with no lives. I guess if you have no friends in real life, and no girl would ever want you, spamming message boards might be the only thing left.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Stop trying to make us all feel sorry for you, rex.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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Blame Canada
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
NO!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault!
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me for my son, Stan.
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan.
And my boy, Eric, once had my picture on his shelf.
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself.
WELL...
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along.
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anway.
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, it's true.
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
HECK NO!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey-hullabaloo,
And that bitch Anne Murray too,
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada, foooor...
The smut we must cut,
The trash we must bash,
The laughter and fun must all be undone!
We must blame them and cause a fuss before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuus!
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You Might Be Canadian If...
You substitute beer for water when cooking.
Someone accidently stepped on your foot. You apologize.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles a meat processing plant.
The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof.
You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
You bring a portable TV on a camping trip so that you don't miss Hockey Night.
You think it's normal to have a grain elevator in your backyard.
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In other words, SPAMMING THIS FORUM IS OKAY.
I hope that's understood. unless it has to do with tv's or candy. then a certain other someone gets their panties in a wad over it. 
State Is Murder.
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I just don't want you fagging up this forum. Don't be a fag and I won't delete your threads.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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What happened is that in the middle of my life I went away and in my own sense of hubris, pride, cynicism, thought, I am an autonomous being in the world, I can control things, I am God.' But my experiment at being God failed! And they do have a great saying in AA: 'Get down off the cross, we need the wood!' And the important thing is to realise you are not the centre of the universe, you are not God.
- John Waters, on his recovery from alcoholism
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Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"
- Annie Dillard, "Pilgrim at Tinker Creek"
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"Hey this is PCG342's bro..." 15000+ posts
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Frank Burns is a twat.
-MisterJLA
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