RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 1/25/05

*The show opens and the lights go out in the Cheesedome. The words "Sudden Death Starts Now" appear on the Cheese-o-tron as AC/DC's Back In Black starts playing over the speakers.*

*The lights come back on and PenWing is standing on the stage holding his Sherwood high above his head. He's wearing a '94 Mario Lemieux black Penguin's jersey, black and gold wrestling pants and black boots. He is also sporting a protective brace on his left knee.*

*The crowd roars, and PenWing makes his way to the ring.

Monroe: "It's PenWing! He's finally returned to the RDCW!"

He enters and takes a mic.*

PenWing: "It's good to be back."

*Huge pops from the crowd.*

PenWing: "You may have noticed that there's a mystery contestant entered in the Rumble. You may have also noticed that there's a mystery opponent facing Bibbo and defending champion Wednesday for the Hardcore Porn Belt."

*(PenWing pauses for a moment.)*

PenWing: "The mystery...is over!"

*The crowd errupts.*

PenWing: "That's right! I'm entered in the Rumble, and on the same night I have a chance to win back the Hardcore Porn Title that I couldn't defend after Conniver Series!"

*More pops from the crowd.*

PenWing: "But I thought, hell, if I'm gonna to come here tonight, I may as well go for the hattrick. That's right, Meeko's mystery partner...is ME!"

*The crowd roars.*

PenWing: "So Tommyboy, I hope you appreciated the beating Sammitch gave you, because it's NOTHING like what's gonna to happen to you tonight. Tonight, Tommyboy, you're going to know what it feels like to have your body twisted in unnatural ways. Tonight, you're going to scream in pain. And Tommy, take a good look at this elbow (PenWing taps his right elbow), because tonight, you're going to know it up close and personal, when I lay the High Holy Howe on YOU!"

*The crowd erupts in cheer as PenWing drops the mic and Back In Black plays over the speakers. PenWing raises his Sherwood and makes his way back up the ramp to the exit.*

Monroe: "I don't believe it! PenWing is just full of surprises tonight! He's in the Rumble, he's got a chance to win back the Hardcore Porn Belt, and he has a match tonight against Two-Ton Tommy, obviously looking to get even at him for taking him out of action almost two months ago!"

Marcum: "At the end of the night it's be PenWing who's surprised when Tommy takes apart his leg again. What's he thinking coming back to action while he's obviously still recovering from that injury?"

Monroe: "You don't even know what the injury was. For all you know that leg brace could be a ruse."

Marcum: "You saw the way his leg was twisted. Tonight it's going to look exactly the same when Tommy gets through with him. You mark my words. PenWing will not be at the Rumble."

Monroe: "Are you willing to back that up? Folks, there will be even more surprises tonight, as we may finally learn the identity of the Doctor's mystery opponent who has been tormenting the monster Grimm these last few weeks."

Marcum: "That's right, he's enterd in the battle royal scheduled to take place later in the show. I told you Grimm would be in deep for bringing back Darth. Now he's gonna to pay."

Monroe: "And we still have no idea what's going on with the Bastardo Family implosion. Did Snarf really betray the Family?"

Marcum: "I have no idea what's going on, but it has Louie so upset that he decided to stay home. I just hope that the lovely Grace didn't do the same."

Monroe: "Don't go anywhere folks! We'll be right back!"