As the audience settles down after Penwing's triumphant return, a blast of music echoes over the soundsystem. A bizarrely garbed figure comes running down the ramp and clambers into the ring. In one hand he holds a rod with a brass monkey head on the top
SMM: Hello, RDCW! I...am SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!
a series of quiet snigger can be heard through the audience. However, Spandex Monkey Man either can't hear them or doesn't care, as he brandishes his monkey rod
SMM: This is The Monkey, mighty staff of power, and tonight you will see me, it's vessel, triumph in the 12 man battle royal!
Silence descends over the audience, as they try to grasp the concept of a loony in a superhero costume triumphing in the ring against the likes of Grimm and Darth
SMM: And that's not all! I intend to challenge Darth, Two-Ton Tommy and The Hulk in a contest to prove my power. If they are brave enough, I challenge to a triple threat hardcore hell in a cell match!
The audience fall silent, shocked at the sheer crazy bravado of this man
SMM: Some of you may question my sanity, and that'd be fair because I really don't have any! But I will triumph should that match come to pass, and all will surrender to the Might of The Monkey!
As 'Won't Get Fooled Again' kicks in over the sound system Spandex Monkey Man brandishes his monkey rod amidst an explosion of sparks and a dazzling lightshow!
