Mike Monroe: "I'm confused, Madman, at the start of the show, we saw the events from last week, culminating in a brawl between King Snarf and James Fantastic!"
Madman Marcum: "But James Fantastic was just walking down the hallway with Nuriko! The Bastardo Family is in a state of confusion! This is horrible!"
Mike Monroe: "I wouldn't go that far. . ."
Madman Marcum: "Poor Louie. He probably has an ulcer. We should take up a collection for him. Here, how much money you got on you?"
Monroe: "Dammit, I'm not giving you or him any money!"
Marcum: "Oh, sure, be a scrooge. You probably don't give money to the needy at Christmas either."
Monroe: "Needy?!"
"How in the world do you or Louie Bastardo qualify as needy?"
Marcum: "Well, I am out of vodka. . ."
