*Smoke envelops the stage and the Imperial March plays over the speakers. A red glow can be seen coming out of the floor as the black cloaked Darth rises from beneath the stage. The glow highlights him as he walks towards the ring.*
*SpandexMonkeyMan stands his ground as Darth enters the ring. The towering Sith looks down on him and takes the mic from his hand.*
Darth (in a raspy voice): "The Sith cower before no one. You shall have your match. But...Beware the power...of the dark siiiiiiiide."
*Darth drops the mic and gives SpandexMonkeyMan a long look. He then backs away and leaves the ring, walking slowly back up the ramp as the Imperial March plays over the speakers. SpandexMonkeyMan looks on in silence. When Darth reaches the top he turns around and the lights go back out. There is a red flash. When the lights return, he is gone.*
