Camera cuts to Chris Oakley in the Bastardo Family locker room;we see him standing by his personal locker talking to Louie on a cell phone.
CHRIS: How's my favorite manager? (brief pause) Damn, that bites. Tell ya what,as soon as mine and Snarf's tag team match with Captain Dumb Bitch and Joke Mama is over,I'll e-mail my pharmacist and arrange for him to send you a case of antihistamines and fever medicines. I know we've had a few tiffs lately,but like you yourself said,you're the leader of the Bastardo Family and we need our leader back in a hurry--especially if my suspicions about that black and white tape turn out to be right.
Chris is about to say something more to Louie when Snarf enters the locker room looking anxious and furious at the same time. With him is Louie's trusty secretary,Grace,who will be in Chris and Snarf's corner for their match against JM and Sammitch. Chris hangs up his cell phone and turns to see what Snarf and Grace want.
SNARF: Chris,we need to talk. We've got good news and bad news...the good news is,we found out who stole the manila envelope at the end of last week's show.
CHRIS: And the bad news?
GRACE: Turns out it was an inside job.
CHRIS: God dammit!!! (grabs nightstick and smashes nearby makeup mirror in a fit of rage) I shoulda known we were being sold out!!! Who the (bleep) was it?!!
SNARF: Not here. Somebody might be eavesdropping....
GRACE: Let's go someplace more private and we'll fill you in on what we found out.
Chris,Snarf,and Grace then walk off camera;camera pans to the shattered remnants of the makeup mirror and fades out.
