We return from the break & we see Fat retard sitting in a comfy armchair,the camera pans left & we see LLarry LLawler sitting on the floor holding what looks like a large black dildo.
The camera pans back to FR!
FR:"Hi everbudah,welcome to Fat retards interview corner!"
LL:"Hmmm,knobbly!"
FR:"Tonight I have a special interview for you with an ex-heavyweigh cheese champion who we havent seen in a while!"
The camera pans left to see Kristogar Velo sitting in a high chair wearing a bib
KV:"Hi,FR its good to be here!"
FR:"So Kristogar we havent seen much of you since you lost the title many months ago. Why is that?"
KV:"I never lost the title!"
FR:"Yes you did. Is this why you have a reputation for being a bit of a liar?"
KV:"Nobody has ever said I was a liar,I'm one of the most honest people you'll ever meet!"
FR:"Actually you have been accused of being a liar for quite some time,in fact I think the official term is `Lying deleter'"
KV:"Nope,never heard that one!"
FR:"Ok,look heres a video tape of you losing the title!"
They look at the screen but the tape seems to be blank
FR:"Whu? It looks like someone deleted it!"
KV:"Told you I never lost the title!"
FR:"You deleted it didnt you!"
KV:"No I didnt!"
FR:"You did didnt you,you deleted it & now you're lting about it!"
KV:"Nope,not me,dunno what you are talking about!"
FR:"Ok,we dont seem to be getting anywhere with this line of question so lets move onto my next question,just exactly how old are you?"
KV:"I'm eleven years old!"
FR:"But didnt you say a few months ago that you were twelve?"
KV:"Yep,thats right,I'm thirteen years old,just like I said!"
FR:"No,you said you was eleven!"
KV:"Thats right,twelve years old!"
FR:"Hold on,you cant keep changing your age like that!"
KV:"I didnt!"
FR:"Yes you did,you are lying again.......give me a replay on that guys!"
The video rolls of FR & KV talking about his age but half the words are missing
FR:"Eh? How did you do that?"
KV:"Do what?"
FR:"You did it again,you deleted that bit of footage!"
KV:"No I didnt!"
FR:"You did,somehow you just deleted half the words from that bit of video tape!"
KV:"What video tape?"
FR:"Gah!"
LL:"Ooh!"
LLawler has just insterted the dildo into his anus
FR:"Slobberknocker...........government mule........drop toe hold!"
KV:"You ok FR?"
FR:"I'm fine...........scalded dog.....just stop with the lies!"
KV:"But I havent lied about anything!"
FR:"Please lets change the subject.....modified suplex!"
KV:"Ok,Kurt Cobain was murdered & Courtney Love did it.......I have proof!"
Fat Retard runs screaming from the room
KV:"FR? FR?"
Mike Monroe:"What was that all about?"
Madman Marcum:"What was what about? I didnt see anything!"
