12-Man Battle Royale
With all 12 competitors, including Balls Nasty (The Doctor's Mystery Opponent), in the ring, the match begins. Ball Nasty, who's had Grimm's full attention to this point, merely smiles at his old enemy as he climbs over the top rope and hops to the ring floor, eliminating himself. As he walks up the ramp to the back, Balls Nasty calls to "Larry" that they'll meet soon enough, and without any distractions. Bibbo and Wednesday go at each other, while the other opponets pair up. The monsters Grimm and Darth zero in on the behemoths, Hulk and Urg. The monster Grimm hits the caveman Urg with a series of chops, getting him into the corner. Urg fights back with some chops of his own, but Grimm recovers and executes a DDT. Grimm then lifts Urg up and sits him on the corner turnbuckle. Climbing up the ropes, Grimm helps Urg to his feet and executes a standing Kobe Special, eliminating the caveman. Meanwhile, Darth manages to lift the Hulk into the Sabrestretch and excutes a Darkside Slam sending the Hulk across the ropes and onto the ring apron. Darth then pushes the Hulk off the apron and onto the floor.
Chewy Walrus and Backwards 7, fresh from eliminating the distracted Bibbo and Wednesday, double team Darth into the corner. At the same time, PJP tries to knock out Grimm, but while he somehow gets the monster down, it's inside the ring. SMM takes the opportunity to eliminate Backwards 7, allowing Darth to finally get his hand around Chewy's throat and lift him up and over the ropes for the Sabreslam. As he throws Chewy down, Chewy maintains his own grip on Darth's arm, pulling him down with him. Darth grabs the ropes to hold himself in the ring, but Spandex Monkey Man delivers the Spandex Superkick to Darth's back side, sending him over the ropes and onto the floor. Furious, Darth helps Chewy to his feet only to execute the Sithspawn on him. Back on his feet, Grimm eliminates PJP with a clothesline, seding him over the ropes and onto the floor.
It's now just Spandex Monkey Man and the monster Grimm. SMM jumps up and Grimm's back, trying to bring him down, but Grimm just grabs him and lifts him above his head with both arms. He walks over the ropes and throws the superhero out of the ring.
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