RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 1/25/05

King Snarf/Chris Oakley vs Captain Sammitch/Joe Mama

Lets Get It Started blasts over the speakers as Captain Sammitch makes his way to the ring. He holds up the Eurotrash Title for the cheering fans. Then Joe Mama comes out without any music. Joe Mama and Captain Sammitch walk to the ring, barely looking at each other, and it's clear that neither one has forgotten recent match-ups. When they get to the ring, Rooster starts up, and Chris Oakley heads down the ramp, holding up the Inter-Cunt-Inental Title, and shouting at Joe Mama, who just smiles. When he gets to the outside of the ring, When It All Goes Wrong Again plays and King Snarf comes out. He raises the Heavyweight Cheese Belt up high and walks to ring. Outside the ring, Snarf and Oakley argue about who should start.

Monroe: "This already is looking like a disaster for the Bastardo team."

Marcum: "Oakley should let Snarf start the match so that he can keep an eye on him. I don't know if I trust him right now."

Monroe: "It looks like Oakley is taking your advice."

King Snarf starts off the match against Captain Sammitch. Snarf keeps it technical, trying to use his size as an advantage, but Sammitch manages to force a quick role up for a one-count. They go back and forth for a while, until Snarf finally gets him in a headlock. Joe tries to enter the ring, but the ref stops him, allowing Oakley to cime in and get some free shots on Sammitch while he's still in the headlock.

Marcum: "What we're seeing here is some smart veteran play by the Bastardos."

Monroe: "What we're seeing here is blatant disregard for the rules of the match."

Joe gets back in his corner, and the ref returns his attention to Snarf and Sammitch. Sammitch is still fighting the headlock, and he finally manages to break it. Quickly, Sammitch gets ahold of Snarf and delivers three Sammitch Suplexes. He tries going for the pin but Oakley runs in and kicks him in the head, knocking him over. The ref starts counting.

Ref: "One! Two! Three! Four! Five!"

Snarf starts to get up.

Ref: "Six! Seven!"

Sammitch starts to get up.

Ref: "Eight! Nine!"

Snarf has finally gotten to his feet, but all he can do his take a step towards Oakley and fall forward with the tag. Oakley climbs the ropes and as Sammitch gets to his feet he nails him with the WMD. He goes for the cover but they are too close to Joe's corner. Joe pulls Oakley out of the ring and starts brawling with him.

Marcum: "He can't do that! He's breaking the rules!"

The ref starts counting.

Ref: "One! Two! Three!"

Sammitch starts to get up.

Ref: "Four! Five! Six!"

Oakley throws Joe into the ring post.

Ref: "Seven! Eight!"

Sammitch is back on his feet.

Ref: "Nine!"

Oakley gets back in the ring, sliding in under the ropes. Sammitch hits him with the Sammitch Spin and both wrestlers fall to the mat. Sammitch slowly starts crawling back to his corner, as Joe finally gets back there and is calling for the tag. Oakley slowly gets back to his feet. Sammitch makes a final lunge at Joe to get the tag.

The crowd roars.

Joe Mama enters the ring and Oakley comes at him with a chop. Joe gives it right back. Oakley hits him again. Joe responds. Oakley grabs Joe's arm and sends him into the ropes to set up The Lock and Load, but when Oakley gets set to grab him for the powerbomb, Joe quickly lifts him up and executes the Enforcer. Joe then goes to the corner to set up the Flying Tea Bag Slam, but Snarf hits him with a low blow and Joe's legs buckle out form under him, causing him to sit on the corner. This gives Oakley time to recover, and he climbs up the corner, giving Joe a few shots before executing a superplex.

Oakley gets the two-count, but Joe kicks out. Oakley tries to get Joe to his feet, but finds himself the victim of a small-package for a two-count. The wrestlers stand and Chris makes his way to his corner to tag in the fresh King Snarf. But, just before the tag is made, Joe Mama says something to Chris that makes him stop and turn back to his Rumble opponent. Joe Mama stands defiantly and repeats what he said, then motions to Chris to make the tag.

Madman: What's Chris doing? Tag in the Champion! Tag the fresh man in!!!

Monroe: Whatever Joe Mama just said to him, it's gotten under Chris' skin.

Eyes ablaze, Chris runs at, and spears, Joe Mama. The two fall to the mat, trading punches the whole way. The brawl makes its way to the ropes, where Joe Mama uses them to choke out Chris Oakley. Joe gets Chris to his feet, Irish whips him into the ropes, and executes a second Enforcer on the Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion. Joe turns to King Snarf, daring him to enter the ring. But the disgusted Champion just shakes his head, drops to the ring apron, and walks up the ramp to the back, leaving Chris Oakley alone with the unlikely allies. Joe tags Captain Sammitch, helps to set up the Sammitch Slam, and watches as the Eurotrash Champion delivers the finisher for the victory. As Sammitch stands to get his arm raised in victory, Joe Mama leaves the ring.

Madman: See what a sore winner Joe Mama is? He wouldn't even stand in the ring with Captain Sammitch!

Monroe: It's a definite sign that this rivalry is far from over. But what about the Bastardos? Why did King Snarf leave Chris Oakley behind?

Madman: Blame Joe Mama!!! Whatever he said to Chris, that set him off enough to throw the Bastardo gameplan completely off!