RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 1/25/05

Intergender Match: Nuriko/Two-Ton Tommy vs. Meeko/PenWing

Meeko's music blasts over the speakers as Meeko and PenWing, his Sherwood raised high above his head, make their way to the ring accompanied by Captain Sammitch and Sneaky Bunny. In the ring, Meeko and Sneaky Bunny raise their tag titles. Meeko then hands her belt to Sneaky Bunny, who holds both of them up for the chearing crowd while Meeko holds up the Women's Boobie Belt. After a moment, she hands the title to Sammitch. Sammitch then walks over to the ropes and holds them open for Sneaky Bunny to step through. After they exit the ring, PenWing gives Sammith his Sherwood and-

Turning Japanese by the Vapors starts playing on the speakers. Nuriko and Two-Ton Tommy make their way to the ring. They are accompanied by Chris Oakley, who is holding up his Inter-Cunt-Intental Belt, and Grace. In the ring, Nuriko bows to the official and to her opponents.

The match gets underway, with Meeko starting off against Nuriko. The women begin with some technical holds and a series of quick role-ups and reversals, with neither one getting more than a two-count. Finally, Meeko breaks free and throws Nuriko into the ropes, but she is within Tommy's reach, and he tags her. The crowd boos their displeaure as the ref makes the tag sign and Tommy enters the ring. Meeko races to her own corner to tag in PenWing.

Tommy quickly lunges at PenWing, forcing him into the corner with a series of blows to the chest. He then kicks PenWing's left knee, causing PenWing to drop to the mat. Oakley jumps up to the ropes, distracting the ref while Tommy goes outside the ring and wraps PenWing's leg around the ring post, giving it a hard pull. PenWing screams out in pain. That attracts the ref's attention, and he starts counting. Tommy gives another pull and gets back in the ring. He then pulls PenWing back to the center of the ring, and drops one knee on PenWing's injured leg.

Marcum: PenWing should have stayed home with that injury! Tommy is going to finish what he started almost two months ago!

Again, Oakley distracts the ref, but this time it's PenWing who takes advantage, using his good leg to deliver a low blow to Tommy. PenWing then starts crawling towards his corner to try to tag Meeko before Tommy can get back up. The crowd roars as Meeko is tagged into the match. Tommy gets back up and starts to move towards her, but the ref gets in his way and orders him to tag in Nuriko. Nuriko is slow to come into the ring, and Meeko takes advantage, spearing her into the ropes. Nuriko bounces off the ropes and falls to the mat. Meeko quickly goes for the pin, but Nuriko has her leg on the rope. Meeko argues with the ref, giving Nuriko time to recover. Grace hands something to Nuriko, who then gets back to her feet. She throws a punch, but Meeko ducks and-

Monroe: Nuriko knocked out the ref!

Meeko kicks Nuriko in the stomach and-

Monroe: DDT! What just flew out of Nuriko's hand!? Are those brass knuckles!?

Meeko kicks the brass knuckles out of the ring.

Marcum: I don't know what you're talking about, Monroe. There is nothing in that ring!

Monroe: Because Meeko kicked them out so Nuriko and Tommy can't use them!

Marcum: I can't believe you think that anyone in the Bastardo Family needs brass knuckles to beat these...knuckle heads!

Monroe: They just tried to use them!

Marcum: Monroe, you need to get your eyes examined.

Monroe: I know brass knuckles when I see them, Marcum. Oh!

Marcum: What a bulldog by Nuriko! And with the ref knocked out, she can tag Tommy in to finish this!

Tommy sets up Meeko for a Bastard Bomb, but before he can finish it, PenWing drop kicks his knee, causing him to drop Meeko. While Tommy roles on the mat holding his leg, PenWing helps Meeko get back to their corner. Meanwhile, Sneaky Bunny is trying to revive the ref while Sammitch holds off Oakley. Back in the ring, Tommy is back on his feet. PenWing grabs his arm for a Drag 'n Whip, but Tommy reverses it, throwing PenWing into the ropes. However, it's PenWing who turns the momentum into a devastating spear, knocking Tommy to the mat. With the ref now revived and looking on, PenWing goes for the cover.

Monroe: He's got him now! One! Two! Th- What's he doing!?

Marcum: He's gonna show off, just like Sammitch did against Oakley! PenWing is throwing away this match for the fans! The knuckle head!

PenWing grabs Tommy's legs and sets him up for the-

Monroe: PenWing's got him in the Sharpshooter! He's not showing off, Marcum! He's getting even!

Tommy tries to get to the ropes, but PenWing pulls him back to the center of the ring. Nuriko enters the ring to try to break the hold, but Meeko stops her and sets her up for a-

Monroe: Meekobomb!

Marcum: Now what is she doing, is that...?

Monroe: It is! She's got her in a Meeko Lock! (figure four) Nuriko is tapping!

Marcum: That doesn't matter! Tommy is the legal man!

Tommy is still trying to get out of the hold when James Fantastic comes running down the ramp with a cricket bat. As he tries to enter the ring he is stopped by Sammitch, who shatters the bat and PenWing's Sherwood with a British Columbia Two-hander. The two brawl outside the ring. With Sammitch distracted, Oakley and Grace both enter the ring. Oakley knocks the ref down and delivers-

Marcum: The Full Metal Jacket! PenWing is out!

Monroe: Grace has Meeko in a headlock! That's just not right!

Marcum: And it's gonna stay that way as long as Sammitch is distracted by James Fantasic!

While Oakley starts pulling Tommy over PenWing, Sneaky Bunny enters the ring with the Women's tag belt-

Monroe: Sneaky Bunny just took out Grace with her tag belt!

Marcum: She better get out of there before Oakley gets her!

Oakley moves towards Sneaky but is stopped by a roar from the crowd.

Monroe: It's Joe Mama! He was hiding in the stands!

Joe Mama races into the ring and quickly forces Oakley into the corner, where he clothelines him over the ropes and out of the ring. From there they start brawling back into the stands.

Marcum: He can't do that! They can't fight in the stands! Someone get security!

Back in the ring, Sneaky Bunny didn't notice Nuriko getting back up and climbing the ropes in her corner.

Marcum: Nuriko is going to hit the Hiroshima Mama!

Sneaky Bunny quickly jumbs up the ropes and punches Nuriko, setting up-

Monroe: Sneaky Bunny hit the Bunny Flop! Nuriko is out!

But Tommy is back on his feet, and he picks Sneaky Bunny up and tosses her out of the ring. This gives a dazed PenWing enough time to get back to his feet, too. As Tommy turns around to face him-

Monroe: SUDDEN DEATH! PenWing hit him with Sudden Death!

PenWing motions for Meeko to wake the referee. He then climbs the corner ropes to seal the win with-

Monroe: High Holy Howe! This match is OVER!

PenWing goes for the cover as the ref counts three for the pin and the win.

Monroe: PenWing and Meeko win the match!

Back In Black blasts over the speakers as the ref holds up PenWing's and Meeko's hands. Sammitch, who has finally finished dealing with James Fantastic, helps Sneaky Bunny get back into the ring, and the four celebrate their victory over the Bastardo Family. Suddenly, the Cheese-o-tron comes to life. The screen shows the inside of a garage in the Cheesedome. Storage crates are smashed. Tools are everywhere. Two bodies come into focus.

Monroe: Buhgawd! That's Joe Mama and Chris Oakley! Someone laid them out!

Marcum: It must have been Grimm and that monster of his, Darth! When The Doctor hear's about this-

Someone is laughing over the speakers. The camera shifts and we see-

Monroe: It's King Snarf!

Marcum: He really did turn against the family! No one turns against the family!

Monroe: How will this affect the Rumble!?

Snarf is seen looking down on the battered, unconscious bodies of Joe Mama and Chris Oakley, the Heavy Weight Cheese belt over his shoulder, and a smile on his face, as the show ends.